Don't mind the crappy theme I'll get around to a new one some time

hi:

vvendys:

hi:

This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.

This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3

me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done

hi:

vvendys:

hi:

This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.

This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3

me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done

(Source: lanigan)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

howudodis:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I like to call my new purchase the “darling it’s better down where its wetter” panties

youre a whore

yet you couldnt pay me enough to fuck your sorry ass

spicy-vagina-tacos:

howudodis:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I like to call my new purchase the “darling it’s better down where its wetter” panties

youre a whore

yet you couldnt pay me enough to fuck your sorry ass

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.

jellys:

my friend is mad at me

jellys:

my friend is mad at me

(Source: upgraders)

hvngers:

•••

hvngers:

•••

(Source: reconciliating)

elksy:

droidguy1119:

play me like one of your french horns

the fuck that’s not even how you properly play a french horn GO HOME

elksy:

droidguy1119:

play me like one of your french horns

the fuck that’s not even how you properly play a french horn GO HOME

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

k7vin:

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

Literally living this rn